Ever wonder why kindergartens and preschools have such cute names?

• "The Smurfs"
• "Colorful Flowers"
• "Happiness"
• "The Happy Balloon"
• "The Parakeets"
• "Three Little Pigs"
• "The Bees"
• "Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs"
• etc.

What I'd like to see is some serious change in Kindergarten naming, to prepare our kids for society's true intentions and to reflect upon our true future nature. Things like:

• "The Black Cat"
• "The Pederast Teacher"
• "Chester the Molester"
• "Amateur Ganja-Grower Kids"
• "The Pretentious Teacher"
• "The Big Bad Wolf"
• "The Gates of Hell"
• "Christine"
• "Blair Witch"
• "It"
• "The Unspeakable Evil"
• "The Face of Madness"
• "Twilight Zone"
• "The Crazy Cow"
• "H.R. Giger and Co."
• "The One-Eyed Pirate"
• "The Sadistic Dentist"
• "The Demonic Parakeet"
• "The Big, Black Baloon"
• "The Kindergarten of Fear"
• etc.

Enough with the cute stuff already.